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Caitlin Moran’s Celebrity Watch: How to make giving birth as bizarre as possible

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10 DOWN Oprah Winfrey
Celebrity quote of the week comes from Oprah Winfrey, who told Ellen DeGeneres: “I went to the bank recently to deposit a million dollars. I just wanted to. I stood in line just to do it. It felt fantastic. Actually — it was two million!”

CW bets that it didn’t feel fantastic for anyone standing behind her, watching her patiently counting out the notes on to the desk and repeatedly losing count around $867,848. Take it all down to Coinstar, love! The one at the big Sainsbury’s on Green Lanes will convert all your spare change in one go! No waiting for everyone else!

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9 DOWN Donald Trump
After the threat of mass public protest, President Trump’s first trip to the