In both my written correspondence from readers of The Times and in the online comments on the website, there are three observations I receive on a reassuringly regular basis.
First: “When, oh when will Ms Moran stop harping on about her ‘poor me’ working-class background?” (When the revolution comes! Amiright, comrades?)
The second is: “I have documents which prove beyond doubt that the Queen is a lizard-Jew.” (In the interests of politeness I’ve tried to stay open-minded here, guys, but I have to say – I might be “out” on this one.)
As for the third recurrent complaint, I document a selection of them, faithfully, here. “Ms Moron, why do you persistently allow yourself to be photographed pulling faces? Grimacing adds nothing. On the